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By: 19th June 2012 at 11:00 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-The very funny 'Will it be at Legends?' joke.
Hilarious!......................not.:rolleyes:
Baz
By: 19th June 2012 at 12:23 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-I knew it all along...
Jim is indeed Victor Meldrew, and I hereby claim my prize! :diablo:
Now, is there anywhere for me to dump this old Citroen 2CV?!:D
By: 19th June 2012 at 12:46 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-People and documents that refer to "Pin Numbers" and "LCD Displays"
By: 19th June 2012 at 12:55 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Parents who either let children stand in shopping trolleys and those who sit kids in the trolley and then open food and start feeding them as they go round.
If the kid is hungry feed them before you, the supermarket is not a place for a picnic.:mad: Otherwise I'll just sit there in the drinks isle and open a few beers.
By: 19th June 2012 at 13:39 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-People who tailgate on the motorway (or any road for that matter) for any reason. Just doesn't make sense.
Especially when there is a perfectly clear lane to overtake with and I am in the nearside lane.
Wot, can't they make a logical decision for themselves so feel better if they follow me?
By: 19th June 2012 at 18:14 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-all of the above. Plus idiots driving at all times with their front fogs on. Chavs. Children who's parents haven't instilled in them any idea how they should behave, or manners. Irresponsible cyclists. People whos only reason to be using a mobility scooter is idleness. The government, no make that politicians in general. And people who can't tell the difference between the Victor and a bl**dy Vulcan!
By: 19th June 2012 at 18:54 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-I knew it all along...Jim is indeed Victor Meldrew, and I hereby claim my prize! :diablo:
Now, is there anywhere for me to dump this old Citroen 2CV?!:D
I just happened to have taught Victor Meldrew all he knows :p
I love the CV2s, they are basic, but fun cars, I found out recently they have their own Le Mans 24hrs race, the the same cicuit as F1;) on that circuit.:)
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: 19th June 2012 at 19:03 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Somerset County Council who refuse a handicapped riding school on 9 applications due to access, drainage, etc...then recommend the same site for travellers and even tell them to take 3 times the amount of pitches they asked for to cover their `allocation quota`.
By: 19th June 2012 at 19:12 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-A...holes who roar up from behind as if they need my back seat, then tear past on a bend, double yellow line and giving me the finger with the hand not holding the cell phone. Then turn left 100 yards further on. I always say "I can't bloody believe it"
Humans and chimps originate from a common ancestor, but many have clearly not made the leap
By: 19th June 2012 at 19:37 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-all of the above. Plus idiots driving at all times with their front fogs on. Chavs. Children who's parents haven't instilled in them any idea how they should behave, or manners. Irresponsible cyclists. People whos only reason to be using a mobility scooter is idleness. The government, no make that politicians in general. And people who can't tell the difference between the Victor and a bl**dy Vulcan!
Graham...H.D.1 has just had two spot lights fitted, thats apart from the fogs, now, you drive an M.G................................................. so if I see you on the road :D
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: 19th June 2012 at 21:42 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-People who hold views or beliefs and expect everyone else to be bound by them also. Related to this, people who want to stop others doing things that don't have any significant negative effect on others, just because they disagree with them or because they wouldn't want to do it themselves... There are many examples, from people on the left and the right.
I think we all have a bit of Victor Meldrew in us, and one of mine is the mindless idiiots who buy a takeaway from out local Kebab shop, and they finish it on their way home, just as they get to my front garden and thats where the empty carton is thrown............If only I could be there when they do it:mad:
What gets your Goat?.Jim.
Lincoln .7
A solution has been invented...
People who tailgate on the motorway (or any road for that matter) for any reason. Just doesn't make sense.
Especially when there is a perfectly clear lane to overtake with and I am in the nearside lane.
Wot, can't they make a logical decision for themselves so feel better if they follow me?
Indeed, and it's very dangerous too. Still, the police are more interested in speeders as it's easier to give a ticket for.
By: 19th June 2012 at 22:12 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Wreckers of law and order. Communists, Maoists, Trotskyists, neo-Trotskyists, crypto-Trotskyists, union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired weirdos, vandals, hooligans, football supporters, namby-pamby probation officers, rapists, papists, papist rapists, foreign surgeons - headshrinkers, who ought to be locked up, Wedgwood Benn, keg bitter, punk rock, glue-sniffers, "Play For Today", Clive Jenkins, Roy Jenkins, Up Jenkins, up everybody's, Chinese restaurants - why do you think Windsor Castle is ringed with Chinese restaurants?
Plus the modern world, and almost everyone else.
I'm not prejudiced, I hold everyone in equally low regard.
By: 19th June 2012 at 23:12 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Someone's been watching Reggie Perrin.
By: 19th June 2012 at 23:22 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Wreckers of law and order. Communists, Maoists, Trotskyists, neo-Trotskyists, crypto-Trotskyists, union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired weirdos, vandals, hooligans, football supporters, namby-pamby probation officers, rapists, papists, papist rapists, foreign surgeons - headshrinkers, who ought to be locked up, Wedgwood Benn, keg bitter, punk rock, glue-sniffers, "Play For Today", Clive Jenkins, Roy Jenkins, Up Jenkins, up everybody's, Chinese restaurants - why do you think Windsor Castle is ringed with Chinese restaurants?Plus the modern world, and almost everyone else.
I'm not prejudiced, I hold everyone in equally low regard.
Andy, Your reply makes Victor Meldrew look like Mary Poppins, so just for you to answer, what makes YOU a happy Bunny?.:)
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: 19th June 2012 at 23:25 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-@ppp. Is that the sniper rifle wherebye some marksman/sniper got in 5 head shots from a mile away?.I just had another look at the photo, and noticed the expelled casing being ejected, what calibre would it possibly be?
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: 19th June 2012 at 23:33 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-If the kid is hungry feed them before you, the supermarket is not a place for a picnic.:mad: Otherwise I'll just sit there in the drinks isle and open a few beers.
Women in a Supermarket who stand in the middle of the isle, blocking it whilst talking to each other, and when you have to "Ram Raid" their trollies to get past them, usualy works.
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: 19th June 2012 at 23:42 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-People and documents that refer to "Pin Numbers" and "LCD Displays"
It got up my nose, when I recently had to buy a new mobile phone, and had to get my Grandson to set it up for me, so I suppose another for me would be modern technology, Doh!;)
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: 19th June 2012 at 23:44 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Someone's been watching Reggie Perrin.
Surly you don't mean Andy, Robbo:D
Jim.
Lincoln .7
By: 20th June 2012 at 00:27 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-People who tailgate on the motorway (or any road for that matter) for any reason. Just doesn't make sense.
Especially when there is a perfectly clear lane to overtake with and I am in the nearside lane.
Wot, can't they make a logical decision for themselves so feel better if they follow me?
I had one yesterday on the freeway, even at 80mph they wouldn't change lanes to pass me so I just slowed.... & slowed.... & slowed... & slowed until we were doing about 50mph. As soon as they changed lanes I nailed it WFO up to Warp Factor Stupid & they were last seen about 1/2mile behind me...
By: 20th June 2012 at 00:36 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-People who hold views or beliefs and expect everyone else to be bound by them also. Related to this, people who want to stop others doing things that don't have any significant negative effect on others, just because they disagree with them or because they wouldn't want to do it themselves... There are many examples, from people on the left and the right.
Try living in the US, some of these people choose to be deliberately thickheaded & are willfully ignorant of even the most basic laws of physics & totally lack ANY common sense.... Then they get offended when you try to educate their offspring to prevent the morons from breeding even more bloody clueless morons.
& in related news: Califailure is cutting the High School science requirement from 2 years to one. This is because we have a $16Billion budget deficit.... but they won't do a damn thing about the $22Billion they **** away on bloody illegals every effing year...
I'm seriously thinking about turning in my green card so I can also get free health care & not have to produce a driving license or proof of insurance if I get pulled over by the Dibble...
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By: Lincoln 7 - 19th June 2012 at 08:32
I think we all have a bit of Victor Meldrew in us, and one of mine is the mindless idiiots who buy a takeaway from out local Kebab shop, and they finish it on their way home, just as they get to my front garden and thats where the empty carton is thrown............If only I could be there when they do it:mad:
What gets your Goat?.
Jim.
Lincoln .7