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By: 16th November 2004 at 17:35 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-That's the best in flight announcement since an Emirates F/A said "we are now landing in the UAE, please set your watches back 1000 years". The announcer got fired by the way!
By: 16th November 2004 at 17:42 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-That's the best in flight announcement since an Emirates F/A said "we are now landing in the UAE, please set your watches back 1000 years". The announcer got fired by the way!That's actually quite funny... :D
Though not a very clever thing to say if you value your job.
By: 16th November 2004 at 18:15 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-The funniest one I can remember hearing of involved a small commuter aircraft that was carrying a treatment group for those who suffer from a fear of flying amongst it's passenger's. Apparently,after hearing from one of the crew that some of the aforemetioned group were uneasy with being on such a small aircraft,the captain goes onto the PA system to give the group a bit of sight seeing to take their minds off their nerves,or so the passenger's think, he began the tour with
"Ladies and gentlemen,I understand some of you are a bit nervous about being on such a small aircraft,so to take your mind's off it I'd like to show you some of the sights we'll be overflying today.So to begin,if you'd look out over the right wing.............IT'LL TIP OVER!"
Apparently this set off panic attacks and the whole works,so I don't imagine the guy keeping his job somehow, pretty funny though.....
By: 16th November 2004 at 18:45 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-That is exactly what an Easyjet pilot told passengers on a recent flight as the plane flew over Liverpool at 35,000ft. http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13247714,00.htmlApparently some people failed to see the joke...
Oh dear... :rolleyes:
(Apologies if this has been done already, I couldn't find anything on a search)
Can anyone explain the joke to an outsider? I've been to Liverpool but got away with my wallet safe! ;)
By: 16th November 2004 at 18:56 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Can anyone explain the joke to an outsider? I've been to Liverpool but got away with my wallet safe! ;)
Why would they steal a wallet with euros?
By: 16th November 2004 at 18:56 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Liverpools known for crime, though I dont think its that bad.
Great announcement BTW LOL, some people really need to get a sense of humour.
By: 16th November 2004 at 19:06 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-I heard a one like that, only that time they said Sunderland which makes it even funnier if ya from Newcastle!
By: 16th November 2004 at 19:12 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-FAO Sonnenflieger
People from Liverpool (or Scousers as they're also known as) have been stereotyped as thieves, lazy, on benefits, not willing to work, etc.
There is much (friendly) banter and jokes regarding Scousers, though some of them are obviously fed up with the stereotyping.
By: 16th November 2004 at 19:43 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Liverpool is a Very Nice city! I like it much more than Manchester or Birmingham, and the city had cleaned up its image.
There's crime in every city so that EZY pilot should say the same bout London, or Paris ( where my camera got nicked back in 1996 :mad: )
Bring on 2008! :D
By: 16th November 2004 at 19:45 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Im going to Liverpool next Saturday :)
By: 16th November 2004 at 19:56 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Thanks for that LBARULES and 4 engines good!
@Tenthije: Euros? My so-called fellow countrymen decided to vote no to the Euro... but this was before the Euro anyway... :)
By: 16th November 2004 at 20:06 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Liverpool is a Very Nice city! I like it much more than Manchester or Birmingham
Birmingham is a fantastic city, any images of a industrial city should be chucked out the window. The second city is much better than Manchester or Liverpool. BTW i'm not a 'brummie' and neither are the majority of people in this great city so any streotype you have with that irratating accent that should be chucked too. I think the Liverpool accent is REALLY annoying, especially if you listen to the Easyjet staff on "Airline"...... :dev2:
By: 16th November 2004 at 20:14 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-The second city is much better than Manchester or LiverpoolWhat a daft statement! ;)
What makes one city "better" than another anyway?
By: 16th November 2004 at 20:16 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-I dont know :D, guess its just me sticking up for my home town and i really do think Birmingham is 10X better than Manchester or Liverpool.......i'm sure anyone else would say the same about their home town;........ :rolleyes:
By: 16th November 2004 at 20:17 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-Some folk have no sense of humour!
By: 16th November 2004 at 20:17 Permalink - Edited 1st January 1970 at 01:00
-I still like the old one.....
What do you call a Scouser in a suit?
The Accused. :)
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By: 4 engines good - 16th November 2004 at 16:57
That is exactly what an Easyjet pilot told passengers on a recent flight as the plane flew over Liverpool at 35,000ft. http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-13247714,00.html
Apparently some people failed to see the joke...
Oh dear... :rolleyes:
(Apologies if this has been done already, I couldn't find anything on a search)