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Do have something you could reveal to us that would be a huge surprise.. something we wouldn't expect?

For example, do any of these apply to you:

- Are you a millionaire?
- Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
- Have you ever been unfaithful to your partner?
- Have you ever harmed an animal?
- Have you ever been in an accident?

In 1995, I had a near-death experience (I did... honest). When I was 10 years old and holidaying in Cyprus, we went on a boat trip to Famagusta. Unfortunately, it got windy and the sea became violent and nasty. We had to cut the trip short and head back to Ayia Napa. On our way back, the boat was attacked by a huge wave and little me was perched on the end with my legs dangling over. The wave pulled me off of the boat and my gran grabbed me just in the nick of time. I could have been a gonna!

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Im a millionaire :D

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As a kid for some reason I used to have a habit of doing forward rolls down the stairs... from top to bottom! 16 in all!

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I have no hands. I lost them to an angry baboon in the Serengeti in 1989. I have to type with my nose.

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I'm a baboon who gained a second pair of hands in the Serengeti in 1989. I can type twice as fast as anyone else.

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Oi'm from jer-zee, hic :p

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I heard there's a new law in the Channel Islands - If you get divorced you can still be brother and sister. OJ Simpson wants to move to the Channel Islands as they all have the same DNA.

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"I'm a baboon who gained a second pair of hands in the Serengeti in 1989. I can type twice as fast as anyone else."

Thats no laughing matter you cardigan wearing milk-sourer. It's bloody hard work doing quotation marks using my nose and tongue (though my wife is pleased of the practice). And pressing the caps lock for one letter is really annoying.

And meeting royalty is un-diplomatic too.

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Originally posted by Snapper
"I'm a baboon who gained a second pair of hands in the Serengeti in 1989. I can type twice as fast as anyone else."

Thats no laughing matter you cardigan wearing milk-sourer. It's bloody hard work doing quotation marks using my nose and tongue (though my wife is pleased of the practice). And pressing the caps lock for one letter is really annoying.

And meeting royalty is un-diplomatic too.

Hmm cunning linguistics Snapper.

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Yes, I am renowned for my cunning linguist skills .

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Do you take your teeth out to do that?

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Originally posted by EN830
Do you take your teeth out to do that?

No , but she does

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I am a neocon.

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"Do you take your teeth out to do that?"

Would it persuade you if i did?

(WTF is a neocon?)

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Originally posted by Snapper
"Do you take your teeth out to do that?"

Would it persuade you if i did?

(WTF is a neocon?)

Persuade me of what?

You don't know, everyone knows that !!!

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You are all just products of my imagination. I was drunk when i made up Geforce though.

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Right , I'm lost here , who is taking who's teeth out for cunning linguistics and what the funk is a neocon , and who cares.

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Originally posted by Snapper
"Do you take your teeth out to do that?"

Would it persuade you if i did?

(WTF is a neocon?)

She takes my teeth out and no I'm not taking your teeth out !!

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I'll kick your teeth out, you paleo-libertarian!

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Originally posted by Snapper
I'll kick your teeth out, you paleo-libertarian!

Ha , idle boasts , you neo-fungaloid , I have no teeth !!!!

Is a neocon a Star Trek baddie ??

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Worship me :D

Geforce: Does neocon come from French? :D

Arthur: I think we met in an imaginary world :)

Now, I'll take a Flak Jacket, and dig in :)

Note to myself: I should consider using far less smileys...