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Just seen on the local news that a cat rescue group in Worthing are exporting cats to Guernsey...
What do they do with them out there?;)

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They make them despatch items for 7 day shop.

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Maybe a new Chinese restaurant has opened

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Would you believe that the neutering system in Guernsey has been that successful there is now a shortage of moggies.

Guernsey is a place where one passport photo fits all, where they have a don't look alike competition, where "keeping it in the family" has a totally different meaning :D

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"Duelling banjos" immediately springs to mind....:rolleyes:

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Yep, there's a little boy who plays the banjo just as you arrive at the airport. He plays it better than most, having six fingers to each hand!!!!

"Squeal like a pig boy"

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Wheeeeeee!

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Not from around here are you boy ????

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"This one's got a real perty mouth" ;)

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Thank you it's the botox :D

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Goddam, you play a mean banjo!" :D

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All he can do on those deserted shores, where they still shoot the French on the beach at first light

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Guernsey is a place where one passport photo fits all, where they have a don't look alike competition, where "keeping it in the family" has a totally different meaning :D

incest by palitoy, a game all the family can play :D
Greg