Clever lady joke.

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.' So, KAZAM- she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. ' The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' So, KAZAM- she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like to have a mild heart attack.' Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good! Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times 'milder' than his wife!!! Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart . Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! :):D:D
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Sorry,can't resist this : A man returns from a fishing trip and moors his boat at his lakeside house,telling his wife he's going for a nap as he's been fishing all night. The wife has no interest in fishing,but seeing the boat there she decides to row out to the middle of the lake for some peace and quiet. she rows out,anchors the boat,and settles down with a good book,enjoying the solitude. a water bailiff sees her there and rows out to her. " Good morning,ma'am ",he says," I see you are fishing.May I see your fishing licence please ?" " But I don't even like fishing ",she says, "and I don't intend to ". " But I see you have all the equipment ",says the water bailiff, " so I'm going to write you a ticket for a hefty fine ". " You do that ",she says, " and I'll sue you for sexual assault ". " But I haven't laid a finger on you ! " " Maybe,but you have all the equipment ". The water bailiff realises he can't win,and rows away. MORAL : Never argue with a woman who is intelligent enough to read,she will only run rings round you. ( I got this from a girlfriend who sends me lots of jokes,but sadly a lot are far too anti-men to repeat here. )
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:D:D Excellent!

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Could we class the title of this thread as an Oxymoron???
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Could we class the title of this thread as an Oxymoron???
Well,you could re-name it Steve,if only the blokes reading it knew what an oxymoron was.
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Well,you could re-name it Steve,if only the blokes reading it knew what an oxymoron was.
Oi! That's sexism, that is. An oxymoron is a dullard who resembles a bovine draft animal, as any fule kno.